A wife was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner while here husband was in the lounge room drinking a beer and watching the game. Sure enough, it didn’t take long before she started to nag him about things that needed fixing. “Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad.” She said.
He yelled back, “Who do I look like, the repair man? I Don’t think so!”
A little while later she said, “Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it’s out.”
“Who do I look like, a electrician? I don’t think so!” Came his reply.
A few minutes later She said, “Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it.”
And, once again, he quickly replied, “Who do I look like, a carpenter? I don’t think so!” Frustrated, he got up from the couch and left to go to the bar down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel a bit guilty for the way he’d treated his wife and he went back home. However, when he arrived at the porch, he realised that the front step had already been repaired.
Without giving it too much thought, he walked into the house and found that the hall light had been fixed. Then, he walked into the kitchen to get himself a cold beer and found that the fridge was fixed.
A little perplexed, he approached his wife, “Hey babe, how did you fix all this?”
She looked at him and said, “Well after you left I began to cry on the porch. Then this fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help. He fixed everything.
I asked him what I could do for payment and he said that I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him.”
The husband said, “Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
And the wife looked at him and replied, “Who do I look like, Betty Crocker? I don’t think so!”